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Bad Kid Magician

from Sal Show 2​.​0 by The Sal Show

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lyrics

in an old abandon house he practice magic book
and memorize the tricks inside for anyone who'd look
but when he brought it home his daddy beat him into submission
this was the start of a bad kid magician
bad kid magician
wearing his cape without permission
he straightens out his top hat
and he flips out his eyelids
at the wave of a wand he's pushed in a pond
by big kids he dismisses
he don't care, its warm in there for a
bad kid magician
marching like a maniac hopped up on his tricks
he castrated Houdini just to show it to some kids
they never saw it he took thier wallets
and turned a heel towards the kitchen
they've just been had by a bad kid
bad kid magician
working a hustle not a superstition
he first smoked pot at a magic shop
he disappeared a lid
he casts a spell for you to go to hell and for magic to do the dishes
he's asked to leave and goes up his sleeve hes a
bad kid magician
bad kid magician
he's in a bad kid condition
he hid a whole Swiss army in your abdomen
bad kid magician
pushing rope and pulling ribbons
he might as well
he's old as hell
hes a bad kid

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from Sal Show 2​.​0, released July 2, 2018
Music and Lyrics by Sal Cassato
Recorded by Douglas Ryan (MI)

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